When
the shit hit the fan and everything blew up in her face, Laura took it like a
man.
She
drank the bars dry, fucked everything that moved, then went home to Mother.
So we're giving Trifextra some hyperbole this weekend.
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Wow. Well done! I love the voice in this one.
ReplyDeleteTHINK I SHOULDA WRITTEN IT IN ALL CAPS???
DeleteHe he. Thanks so much, Kelly!
That is one way to cope! :)
ReplyDeleteCope? Hmmm, maybe it wasn't so hyperbolic after all. Cheers, Joe.
DeleteAnd probably had more fun than she'd had in her entire life. Well done!
ReplyDeleteGod I hope not! Thanks so much, Renee!
DeleteOkay...
ReplyDeleteNot out there enough for you, Ted?
DeleteI must amend my comment. It's plenty out there... but not that far, as I enjoyed the string of one-liners, I see a story behind them.
DeleteYup, there's always a story. Thanks for your amendment, Ted!!
DeleteWhoa! Way to go, Kymm... like it was shot out of a cannon!
ReplyDeleteYes, ma'am!! Thanks for the enthusiasm, Steph!
DeleteThis is fantastic! Rife with hyperbole, complemented by a smack-you-in-face style. Love it so much!
ReplyDeleteRife - that does seem to be what hyperbole needs. And I admit, I like face smacking (on paper, on paper). Thank you so much, Suzanne!
DeleteLove the subtle use of hyperbole. lol!!! I wonder if she'll tell mom about her day. Great one.
ReplyDeleteHahaha subtle is my middle name. Mom? She's got her own crosses to bear, I'm sure. Thanks, lumdog!
DeleteNice! As long as she's happy!
ReplyDeleteHappy... here's to hoping she gets back to happy soon. Thanks, Deana!
DeleteWhoa, WHOA!!!! Big night for her, I'd say.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Gina, so, this is one night for you??
DeleteHahaha. Thanks so much for the double whoa!
I love that the line "took it like a man," was included in a piece about hyperbole. HA!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this feeling of kinship, Tara!
DeleteAh, that felt damn good ;-)
ReplyDeleteDinnit, though? Thanks, Rashmi!
DeletePut it out there...well she did did... wonder if mummy would be proud ;-)
ReplyDeleteMom as refuge... hopefully she was spared the gory details. Thanks for reading, Rambly!
DeleteThat's the way to do it... very funny.
ReplyDeleteGlad you think so. Thanks, Sandra!
DeleteWell! That is certainly a unique coping scheme (:
ReplyDeleteOh, Draug, if only it were unique. If only it were a scheme...
DeleteHahaha. Thanks for being here!
lol - loved the irony of home to mother in the end. Yup.
ReplyDeleteI guess even irony came along for the hyperbolic ride. Thanks, Dawn!
DeleteThis is a fantastic and descriptive 33 words. So very true.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Banker Chick!
DeleteThis may be my favorite one. I love the raw, natural voice. How many times do we use these exaggerations? well done
ReplyDeleteYeah, fun to belt it out. Thanks so much, Lance!
DeleteA bad day!? Nice work.
ReplyDeleteThey don't get much worse. Thanks!
DeleteWow. It's like reliving my undergrad years. Great job!
ReplyDeleteAnd you graduated? Hehehe Thanks, Tina!
Deletehaha damn. good one, kymm!
ReplyDeleteExactly. Thanks, teesh!
DeleteDon't hold back now - say whats on your mind!
ReplyDeleteY'know, I just can't seem to let it all out. Must be my Puritan upbringing.
DeleteThanks for reading, Sam!
My,my!What an explosion-inward & outbound;-)Great piece Kymm:-)
ReplyDeleteBABOOM! Thanks, Atreyee!
DeleteHmmmm! It's as likely to blow up in her face all over again after that lot! :-)
ReplyDeleteNot sure there was anything left to blow up! Thanks for reading!
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