So, Pussy Riot, gorgeous girls. Whenever I saw them, poor things, I would yell: “Fuck Putin!” Always, this Russian thug would appear, try to hop into my bed. Wouldn’t listen when I said that wasn’t what I meant.
33 words for 
, to precede the phrase "That wasn't what I meant".
, to precede the phrase "That wasn't what I meant".
'13 Untitled (Sally) 51,668;
'12 Barcelona Clash 51,878;
'11 Mojo Madness 52,793;
'10 Changing Directions 53,400;
'09 Daybreak 56,565;
'08 Vacant 52,486
That is funny. Having him jump into bed with you would be scary! LOL Interesting take on the prompt. ♥
ReplyDeleteScary, I'll say! Glad you were amused. Thanks, Kathy!
DeleteHilarious, Kymm.. my gosh how do you come up with this stuff. I love it! .. I happen to have read this with my significant other fast-forwarding through the closing ceremonies. I look up and there is Putin on the screen.. I kid you not! What timing..
ReplyDeleteI love hilarious. And that coincidence with Putin is a riot. Coincidence? He thinks not!
DeleteThanks for the love, Steph!!
Rofl hahaha that's quit a witty and humorous take.on the prompt.
ReplyDeleteIt's lovely to hear such laughter. Thank you, Rajlakshmi!
DeleteWild, I laughed in surprise how you took the prompt. Free speech can never be underestimated.
ReplyDeleteLove surprised laughter best. Thanks so much, Ann! #goPussyRiot!
DeleteHahahaha! I wouldn't put it past that guy, either! I loved the voice of this, along with the zinger. Inspired!
ReplyDeleteGlad it tickled you, and so glad you liked the voice. Thanks for the love, Tina!
DeleteThis is the perfect little Molotov cocktail of words, Kymm. Ordinary enough on their own, but the way you've put them together here-BANG! Incredibly funny, my friend! I really got a charge out of this!
ReplyDeleteHahaha molotov cocktail of words. Cool. I'm so glad this amused you. Love putting a smile on your face. Thanks, Valerie!
DeleteLol! No thanks!
ReplyDeleteAppreciate the laugh. Thanks, Ashley!
DeleteAwesome. Are you sure you're not writing for Tarantino?
ReplyDeleteTee hee. Not really histrionic enough for QT. hehe
DeleteThank you, Christi!
Extremely witty take.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you, Aesop! Glad you were amused.
DeleteHa! Not at all where I was expecting you to go with this!
ReplyDeleteHaha Now I'm wondering what you were expecting... I like to keep you on your toes, Kelly!
DeleteThis is so funny. You paint a picture that is simultaneously hilarious and horrifying. Love it.
ReplyDeleteHorrifying I've got down pat. Been trying to work on the hilarious. Glad you found it funny, Sarah Ann. Thanks for the love!
DeleteTouche! Tickled my funny =)
ReplyDeleteOh, so happy to hear that. Thanks, Troy!
DeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHaha Good to hear!
DeleteWitty, funny!!! Good one, as always, Kymm.
ReplyDeleteSo glad you liked it. Thanks, TIZ!
DeleteHaha I's push Putin out of bed if i were you
ReplyDeleteNice
Ally :)
Haha Somehow I don't think Putin would tolerate much pushkin... oops, I mean pushing : ) Thanks, Ally!!
DeleteHahahah! This is hysterical, Kymm! I love it. What a funny response to this prompt.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh I love to hear the laughter. So glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the love, Christine!
DeleteAmusing and well-done piece.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you think so. Thank you, PS!
Deleteit might at least put to bed the rumours that Putin is gay, but a pice too high for the protagonist to pay methinks
ReplyDeleteLet's call it her grain of salt in the Pussy Riot wars... Thanks so much, Marc!
DeleteThis is hilarious, Kymm. I am so late, everyone already said everything I might have said. :)
ReplyDeleteSo glad you got a laugh. Thank you, Pratibha!
DeleteLOL funny!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you think so. Thank you, Helen!
DeleteYou read about Putin jumping into my bed??? lol Thanks, Renada!
ReplyDeleteYou slay me every time.
ReplyDeleteSlayed! *fist pump* <3 Tri!
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