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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Jaqueline T. Miller, Policyholder

“Northeastern Mutual, Jerry Dunne.”
“Jackie Miller here. I’m calling about Thursday.”
“Ms. Miller. How can I help you?”
“Sunday’s all squared away. Bathroom. Burst pipe. Tuesday’s the eight-hundred deductable. Julie’s fender-bender.”
“I see. What about Thursday?”
“Flooded basement. I’m guessing five thou?”

15 comments:

  1. Oh no!
    What else?
    Well told Kymm, well told.

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    1. Thank you, Thom! Let's just say it's eerily similar to the summer I've had...

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  2. Ooh, expensive Thursday!! Great take Kymm, like the itemized weekdays here :)

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    1. Life feels so much like that lately... Thank you, Rachna!

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  3. Yikes! What a week! :-) Good write.

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    1. They never tell you they'll be weeks like these, do they? Thank you, Susan!

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  4. Great answer to the question! :)

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    1. Thank you, Christine! It was quite a question, it was.

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  5. Unique take, kymm! What a crazy week for this poor character!!!

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    1. Ha, bet you've never had any weeks like that... May they be short and easy to fix. Thanks, Gina!

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  6. Great response, Kymm. I love your use of the days working up to Thursday.

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  7. This is funny Kymm! I'm guessing they might dump her in the near future!

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