Forget about Clark Kent and his phone booths. Every Saturday night at the Bottomless Basin, a touch of razzle and a bit of dazzle turn Claire Kempf, myopic hygienist, into Sizzle: stripper extraordinaire.
, including myopic, dazzle and basin. Go figure.
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I applaud this Kymm, most excellent!! I love this movie too!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Glynis!
DeleteCute, Kymm! Those other, secret lives...it makes a person wonder about the people we see every day...
ReplyDeleteI love Jekyll and Hyde Claire! Now you have me hoping that my dentist is a Chippendales dancer;)
Once again your writing has left a big smile on face face:)
Hahahaha Too bad my dentist is a woman about my age whom I'd just at soon not see dance on a pole.
DeleteGave me a big smile right back, Valerie! Thank you!
I almost went this route. You know me and wild women characters. Great stuff. You really pulled this off.
ReplyDeleteWild women? Poor Claire would be quite offended indeed if you suggested she was wild.
Deletelol Thank you, Lance! I appreciate it.
That. Was. AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Catherine!
DeleteGood job jamming those words in something so short! And that is a crazy transformation, which made me smile. I wonder if the stripper pole is sanitized beforehand.
ReplyDeleteHaha I wondered how many would pause over that! Thank you, John!
DeleteHaw Haw Haw. Love this image. Really a great write.
ReplyDeleteLove to hear you laugh! Thanks for the love, too, Kelly!
DeleteGood use of the words. They flowed naturally
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear that. Thank you, Angie!
DeleteHAHA - perfect. Love it.
ReplyDeletePleased at the laughter, and thanks for the love, grandmalin!
DeleteRight on. We all need that extra spice of a secret life.. nice, kymm. :)
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no. leave me out of secret lives - and at this stage, out of stip clubs entirely!
Deletelol Thanks, Steph!
Haha, this is brilliant. You got it just right
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Yeshasvi!
DeleteThis one made me chuckle out loud. Great work!
ReplyDeleteLove hearing the laughter. Thanks so much, Jeremy!
DeletePerfect :-)
ReplyDeleteYou are too kind, Aesop, thank you!
DeleteExcellent, Kymm. I love this and it made me laugh out loud too. Her name is awesome.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear laughter. And I appreciate the mention of her name : )
DeleteThanks for the love, momo!
Glad to offer up some humor. Thank you, Jo-Anne!
ReplyDeleteWell now, I certainly wasn't expecting a stripper story when I clicked on your link. :) The "Bottomless Basin" is an apt name for a strip club and an unlikely place for someone whose livelihood revolves around oral hygiene. :) The juxtaposition works really well here. Strip joints are sad places, really. I appreciate the fine line you were treading between humour and the dark secrets so many of us keep tucked away from familiar eyes.
ReplyDeleteHaha I'm glad to know you weren't expecting a stripper story here!
DeleteThanks, Tom! Sounds like the story took you places, too : )
Oh my! This was a clever write!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Georgia!
DeleteHaha, love the transformation! And good title, too.
ReplyDelete: ) Thanks for the love, Renada!
DeleteROFL Kymm-this is super cute!Had it been a voting week,I would have voted for this for sure!:-)
ReplyDeleteHaha Lovely to hear you laugh. Thanks, Atreyee!
DeleteHa... this is exellent take..
ReplyDeleteThank you, Björn!
DeletePerfectly understandable, too. I liked the gumption of this woman, revealed so seductively in 33 words!
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there : )
DeleteExtolling the gumption of women everywhere! Thanks, TIna!
Standing up all day, dancing all night... Claire's fitness levels alone must be extraordinary!
ReplyDeleteHaha Dancing only on Saturdays, just to keep in shape, really.
DeleteThanks for the visit, Katherine!
This cracked me up. "Bottomless Basin" <----- Haha! I hope myopic Sizzle doesn't fall off the stage. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteLove cracking you up. Thanks, Ivy!
DeleteI love this! I would never have come up with anything this fun in a million years! Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteHaha I don't believe you about the million years, but thanks for the love, Christine!
DeleteBottomless Basin -- that's priceless! Nice one.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Tim! Appreciate the visit.
DeleteLOL. Great take on the prompt! :)
ReplyDeleteGlad for the chuckle. Thank you, Margit!
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